Introduction

[Verse 1: Doug Ray]
Well I'm Doug, dawg, and I'm so fly
If you don't know, I'll tell you why
'Cause I can ride this microphone
When girls are pretty, I take 'em home
Dress so fresh and look so clean
Pose on the cover of a magazine
My boy Rich Nice, he is the man
'Cause if I can, I know he can
Rock the mic five days a week
When the weekend comes, that boy's a freak
Emcee this and emcee that
But some emcees can't even rap
Yes, I know my shit is dope
'Cause everyone writes thе shit I wrote
It go A, B, C, yo, 1, 2, 3
Ain't nobody who can rock it like me

[Verse 2: Rich Cronin]
Now "R" is for thе way I rock
All these honeys straight off my chart
"I" is 'cause I'm in control
So if you're down, come on, let's roll
"C" is for the way I chill
Do my thing and keep shit real
"H" is 'cause some emcees hate
But I'm so nice, I can't relate

[Verse 3: Doug Ray]
So this is how the story goes
What is a pimp that doesn't have hoes?
What is a band that don't got shows?
Well I have both, so I don't know
Funky beats to blow your speaker
Air pocket on my Nike sneaker
Some producers are so wack
They talk shit and they get smacked

[Verse 4: Rich Cronin]
Now "N" has got to be for nice
Sounds so pretty, I said it twice
This time, "I" is I get ill
I rock this mic to pay my bills
"C" is 'cause I see you sweat me
Rock so hard, you won't forget me
"E" is for electrified
My name's Rich Nice, now you know why

[Verse 5: Doug Ray]
Well everything I touch is gold
I'm smokin' high, my drink is cold
If you don't believe us, go and check it
Rich Nice sold four million records (Rah!)