Kill Santa Man

[Intro: Sample]
You scared, ain't ya?
You should be
Christmas Eve is the scariest damn night of the year
I'd be scared too if I was you
You know what happens on Christmas Eve, don't you?
Well, let me tell you something

[Verse 1]
I got a bone to pick, wit' Ol' Saint Nick
The world may love him but his ass ain't shit
I see him every year, everywhere I go
Magical muthafucka always makin' me cold
Yeah he got gifts, but I ain't on his list
I spend more of them reciepts, someone just pissed
Fuckin' Grinch, I bet Santa's pimpin'
Plush red suit wit' his ho ho gimmick
He still got the nerve to beg for loot
With his bells and his bucket while he reeks of booze
So here is somethin' that you may not understand
I'm 'bout to kill Santa man

[Chorus]
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)

[Verse 2]
I see Santa at the mall, tryin' to look sweet
Chargin' lil kids for a picture and a meet 'n greet
Whisperin' false hope in they ear
Just the way Christmas comes, I'll be sheddin' a tear
Breaking in people's cribs for some cookies and shit
Somebody need to bust a cap in that lunatic
Before his old ass really does somethin' bad
Drunk drivin' in his sleigh, you know he bound to crash (Woo)
And I don't even want him in my hood
'Cause every year it's like he brings more bad than good
He ain't foolin' me, it's time to take him out
Spread a lil cheer wit' a drive by on his house
And try to kill Santa man

[Chorus]
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)

Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)

[Interlude: Sample]
Let me tell you something
Santa Claus only brings presents, to them thats been good all year
To the ones, that ain't done nothin' naughty
All the other ones, all the naughty ones, he punishes
And you, boy? You been good all year?

[Verse 3]
Dashin' through the snow, chasin' Santa down
Lookin' for the red suit, but it's nowhere to be found
No sign of 'em, he disappeared
Heard me comin' so he got the hell up outta here
There'll be another day so I guess I'll get him then
Next time he won't be so lucky I'ma crack his fuckin' chin
I can't stand him, beady eyed bastard
House full of elves like the Neverland Mansion

[Chorus]
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)
Here is something you can't understand
(How I can kill Santa man)

[Outro: Sample]
You see Santa Claus tonight, you-you better run, for your life!
You see Santa Claus tonight, you better run boy!
You better run, for your life!

You see Santa Claus tonight, you better run boy!
You better run, for your life!
You better run, for your life!
You better run-