I Hate Santa Claus

[Intro: Violent J]
Change! Please! Christmas change!

[Verse 1: ABK & Violent J]
Happy holidays, y'all, give me a gift
Let me sing a little jingle while you drink that fifth (Jingle bells)
Tell Santa that he better stop frontin'
[?] cookie-eatin' motherfucker never leavin' nothin' (And that's a ho)
But this year I swear I won't let it happen
[?] gifts and reindeer, we Christmas jackin' (Give me that)
Surround sound, hot chocolate for days
Bumpin' through the neighborhood actin' like we paid (Look what we got)
We had to get 'em, it was just that time
J and I was fed up, and we wanted to shine
But now we got anything you ever wanted
Yeah, he was old, but he had a fat wallet (Cha-ching)
Only workin' one day a year? (Damn)
With a plush red suit and and an iced-out beard
Slangin' snow in the North Pole to a bunch of fiends
Little guys with big ears that make toys for free
(Get they ass slapped up)

[Chorus: Violent J]
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'm takin' yours)

[Verse 2: Violent J & ABK]
(Uh, it was cold out)
I seen the fat man comin', I hit behind a chimney
And bust him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Bean
I rolled him off the roof and onto the driveway
And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly away
Rudolf [?] on me, he wouldn't move
I had to kick him in his asshole to put him in groove
Take me to the hood, to all the poor little kids
This year, everybody 'bout to get some good shit
We landed on a house, I went for the chimney, but the roof was feeble
I crashed through and smashed through the kitchen table
Daddy came bustin' out the bedroom strapped
Third shot blew off my Santa hat, fuck that
I ran out the back door and I hopped a wall
Steady' whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like "Fuck off"
And took off, I almost caught a slug in the ass ([?])
And became a ghost of Christmas past over that shit
(Over that bullshit)

[Chorus: Violent J]
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'm takin' yours)
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'm takin' yours)

[Verse 3: ABK]
Dashing through the snow, smokin' awesome dro
Pullin' chicks with expensive gifts just to get that ho ho ho, you know what I mean?
Don't get us wrong, we gon' give to the kids
Super Santa [?] up all the little shits (Here you go)
[?] the grown ups, we gettin' toe up
A case of malt liquor and a sack that make you throw up

[Verse 4: Violent J]
Santy Claus wear panty drawers
He never decked my halls, he can lick my balls
I got no chimney, but I left the door unlocked
Nothin' but pine needles and an empty sock
Thanks a lot and fuck off, fat ass
Why we need coats for kids if you so bad ass?
Only rich boys get big toys from Santa
I waited all night in my pajamas, motherfucker

[Bridge: ABK]
"What the fuck you waitin' on? Take your ass to bed! Fuck Santa Claus!"

[Chorus: Violent J]
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'm takin' yours)
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'm takin' yours)

[Outro: Violent J & ABK]
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know