Skantaclawz

[Intro: Violent J]
Christmas
Check it out

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Fuck Rudolph, the mutt owes me money
Him and that faggot ass Easter Bunny
It's Santa bitch, recognize the pipe
Smokin' on that North Pole, get it right
It's the middle of August, piping hot
And I'm here looking like Moondog Spot
Nobody thinks about Ol' Saint Nick
Until they want some shit (Uh huh)
I got yo gift, a brand new hatchet
Let's see if your back can catch it
This year Santa Claus get reckless
Leavin' you neckpiece headless

[Chorus]
Tell us what you really want for Christmas this year
Whatchu want?
Shit, a hydraulic pump
And whatchu want?
Four tickets to NSYNC
Everybody, tell us what you want
Family size bucket of chicken

[Verse 2: Anybody Killa]
Merry fuckin' Christmas, ho ho ho
Got my axe wrapped up, bloody ribbons and bows
Santa hat with my name on it, cocked to the side
Fat sack of the pine trees so I can get high
Red bag full of goodies for the girls and boys
Like a nine millimeter, fuck toys (Fuck toys)
It's December 25th baby, jingle my balls
Handin' out yellow snow cones to all a y'all
This year I believe Santa Claus went crazy
Caught his ass slangin' rocks to my old lady
Santa and Snowman bringin' under this shit
Happy Hanukkah, motherfuckin' suck my dick

[Chorus]
Come and let us know what you want for Christmas Time
Whatchu want?
Where's my fucking brother?
And whatchu want?
A big chocolate donut
Everybody, tell us what you want
The Yanks to win a fuckin' series

[Bridge: Syn]
In Christmas time you will have all out fun and cheer
In Christmas time we all will have much fun and holicheer

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ring a ding ding go the sound of my sleigh bell
Reindeer fly crooked (Why?) 'Cause they drunk as hell
That's how we do when we got shit to do
After all, it's Christmas Eve an event to
Hook all these little richie bitches up real nice
No Sega, Donkey Man, and fuck Old Spice
A hooker for little Jimmy, Timmy get some Henney
Santa puff a jimmy in a minny, Fuck Kenny
Georgy, aah, instructions for a séance
And Sam ain't gettin' shit but two dead parents
And now it's back to the Southwest Pole
All Skanta Claws got for Christmas was coal

[Chorus: Syn]
What do you want? What do you want? What do
Whatchu want?
A little peek at your butt
And whatchu want?
A Craftman socket set
Everybody, tell us what you want
A whole elephant
Whatcha want?
Some ice on my gold fronts
And whatchu want?
I'll suck your dick
Everybody, tell us what you want
A platinum plus plaque
Whatchu want?
Moon Glorious
And whatchu want?
A synful Christmas
Haha
Everybody, tell us what you want
I'll tell you right now, [?] with the [?] for the boys to come over, with the tubes and the air four, five feet, [?] four, five feet [?] Throw me a beer