Kelly Ripa Farts

Well, you can see it on Regis's face
He turns to Gelman, says, "Let's take a break"
He starts to look pale, he's not feeling well
He might pass out on account of the smell

He says, "Kelly Ripa
Did you just rip a
Great big fart?
It's affecting my heart"

Live TV, it happens so fast
They can't slow down so you can pass some gas
Every morning she is America's sweetheart
A-passin' those silent but deadly farts

Regis says, "Kelly Ripa
Did you just rip a
Great big fart?
It's affecting my heart"