George Clooney Farts

He's on the cover of magazines
He's never shaved his face completely clean
Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen
He breaks a whole lot of hearts
When he lets out his farts

He's George Clooney, heartthrob doctor from ER
He drives around the town in his expensive car
Girls tell him, "George, I want to be where you are"
And when he tires of a girl and he doesn't want her there
That's when he lets his farts float through the air

He holds in his gas when first they meet
He picks up the lovely lady and he takes her out to eat
Oh, George Clooney sure knows how to sweep those ladies off their feet
But when it's time for him to move on to another one
That's when he lets the gas fly right out of his bum

He lets them think that it was their idea
To leave him because it stinks to be so near
Oh, George Clooney has such control of the gas comin' out of his rear
And someday he'll meet a girl who's a perfect ten
And after that, George Clooney will never fart again