Brad Pitt Poops

Brad Pitt poops
Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt poops
He might be the world's most handsome dude
But still Brad Pitt poops
Just like all of us ugly dudes out there
Every day he's gotta go
A-plop plop, a-fart fart, poop poop poop

And it stinks real bad
Yes, yes, it stinks real bad
When Angelina Jolie uses the bathroom right after Brad uses it
She gets really mad
She says, "A-Brad, Brad, Brad
You gotta use some air freshener
When your poop stinks up the bathroom so darn bad"

A-Brad Pitt poops
It feels so good to say it
Brad Pitt poops
Before he wipes his bum
He rolls up his sleeve
He's so rich and he's so powerful and so handsome
You'd think he'd find somebody else to do it for him
It's so hard to believe

That Brad Pitt poops
Uh huh, Brad Pitt poops
Look at me, I'm just a nobody and he's an international phenomenon
But me and Brad Pitt, we got somethin' in common goin' on
Every single day, our bowels move
Sure, I don't have any proof
Except that he's a human being
He's a man, not a machine
So that means that Brad Pitt poops
Whoo!