Julia Roberts Farts

She's an Oscar-winning pretty woman
She's America's sweetheart
But just like everybody else on Earth
Julia Roberts farts
Julia Roberts farts
Yes, she does

When she received her Academy Award
Oh, she looked so cute
And if you listen really close to her acceptance speech
You can hear a little toot, toot, toot, yes
You can hear a little toot, toot, toot, because
Julia Roberts farts
Every day
Julia Roberts farts

Doesn't it make you feel great to know
Celebrities are just like you?
Even though they're rich and famous and beautiful
Every single day they still go poo
Well, almost every day

She's an Oscar-winning pretty woman
She's America's sweetheart
But just like everybody else on Earth
Julia Roberts farts
Julia Roberts farts
Julia Roberts farts
Every day
Julia farts