It’s a Shame a Family Can Be Torn Apart by Something As Simple As a Pack of Wild Dogs

[Verse 1]
In these darkened woods with evil lurking deep
You will bear witness to the greatest tragedy
As you find yourself in this forsaken place
There's no hope to surrender, there's no hope to escape

You can try to run and hide
But the dogs will find you anyway

[Breakdown 1]
Ooh, give us pets
We just want to play with you
Give us lots of attention
It'll make you happy, too

[Sax Solo 1]

[Buildup 1]
Grr
Ooh

[Interlude 1]
So sorry if we scared you
We're not used to company
But it's nice of you to stop by
You really made our day

[Verse 2]
As you can plainly see, the dogs are fond of you
They follow you around these darkened woods and outside, too
You walk out of the forest, the whole pack by your side
You want to take them with you, but it's time to say goodbye

[Buildup 2]
No
Grr
Ooh

[Interlude 2]
You can't raise a pack of wild dogs
When you live in the city
There's no room in your apartment
And you know they'd be happier outside
Happier outside

[Sax Solo 2]

[Outro]
The greatest tragedy of all
Is meeting a pack of adorable dogs
And realizing you can't take them home with you