Gray’s Anatomically Incorrect

Did you know
That there are three thousand people living inside your nose?
And when you sneeze, they all escape?

But eventually, they will return to the great nostrils
Your sinuses a sanctuary from the rain outside
With no reason to run away from your snout

Though with every drip, another one wants out
Before the sniffle brings them back home
As they say, home is where the pharynx is

Though beware, if they dig for gold
Pickaxes and drills burrow into your flesh
Before long, your nose starts to bleed

And when you bleed, they all escape