Breakfast Ghost Home Invasion

[Intro]
Pumpkin pie and roasted spleen, milk and bread and gasoline
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
Doesn't matter what I see
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
I just know I gotta eat your food

[Verse 1]
Those burnt waffles smell real nice
I'd like some with some gelatin and fishcakes on
Ho ho!

I don't need an invitation, I can walk through your walls
Breakfast table buffet with cereal and meatballs
That stuff on your plate isn't gonna eat itself
I cravе for some blood pudding, I can't mistake that scent!

[Verse 2]
Thе graveyard shift has left me hungry as heck
I crave some toasted fruit as a healthy sneck

Don't be scared, I'm just deadly peckish
Ha, ha, ha, ha

It seems the kitchen has been cleaned out
Maybe there's some stuff behind the trash can
Oh, look! Some prime rotten cabbage!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Uh, so like, um
Are you, uh, gonna finish that?
Maybe?

[Interlude]
Hah! Uh-hah!
Ha ha ha ha ha heh ha ha ha
Heh heh ha heh heh
Heh heh ha heh ho heh
Hah heh ho heh hah heh ho
Ah!

Gimme some toast!
Gimme some bratwurst!

[Breakdown]
Oh no, it seems somebody has left the fridge unlocked
I better take with me all this cheese and ketchup before they go to bed
Om nom nom nom

Barbecued macaroni
Frozen pastrami
Pickled salami
Fermented iced tea?
Boiled salad dressing (Hey, that sounds dope)
Sun-dried calamari

[Outro]
Hmph!
When you're out of normal ingredients, you gotta improvise
Let's see what they have in the rest of this house for some brunch
Yeah!

Fine shoe soles with garlic relish
Deep fried ferns with mozzarella
Silken curtains with salt and jelly
Smoked carpet with shaving cream
Delicious garbage bag pie
Kitty litter mixed in a stir fry
Smartphone circuitry pasta salad
You can't be too picky when you're a phantasma

Why would there be a ghost in the fridge?