(announcer: I'd to give- like you to give a very, very, very loud, warm welcome to Mr. Bill Hicks!)
Yo! Yo! It's great to be here, wherever I am. I always love it when I'm here. If I've never been here before, it's great to be back. And uh... Pardon the way I'm dressed. I just back from a wedding in Cowley. And uh... like you to meet my new bride, but she's... hurling in the toilet right now and she'll be out latеr as soon as she's done.
(two audiencе members yell)
Alright, one at a time, now. Let's go, now. Gonna have to take a number. Got this fucking drunk stereo shit going on. 'It's got an echo, oh my God! Cavernous room!'