Intro: Good Luck Everyone... (Live)

(spoken)
I can't- I'm too tired, it's six in the morning, I'm too tired to do the false exit, encore situation. (Audience laughs.) Where I'm like, "I'm leaving!" And you're like, "no, you're not." (Audience laughs.) I'd rather be like, "do you want another one?" And you guys can be like, "no, we're good." (Audience laughs.) Or… or… yeah. That seems fair. Right? The sun is coming up. I can see it peeping through the doors. Okay. So, this last song is from a show called Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. (Audience cheers.) Whaaat?! You guys were the people who saw that show! (Audience laughs.) For those of you who did not see the show, this is gonna be tedious. (Audience laughs.) Do you have like a dessert you can like really get into right now? (Audience laughs.) Or like a YouTube video. You could start Game of Thrones on your phone. You, sir, can just keep doing what you're doing. (Audience laughs.) The meanest. Okay. So, for those of you who didn't see it, let me try to explain it to you real fast. Okay. I am a character named Candela. Candela, but whatever, they're Spanish. So, Candela. Oh, right! I should tell you, I have a Spanish accent. So that's gonna make it even harder. You're welcome! (Audience laughs.) So, she- my character has fallen in love with a terrorist. It happens. (Audience laughs.) And she is- doesn't know what to do about it. She can't figure it out for herself, so this song is about her running from phone to phone to phone trying to get in touch with her friend, Pepa. Because Pepa will solve the problem for her. Good luck, everybody. (Audience laughs.)