Insane Rap Challenges Vol. 2

[Verse 1: Rapping Faster Than Helicopter Blades]
Listen to the rhythm of the helicopter spinnin'
When the instrumentals hit into the mic and I be grinnin'
[????]

[Verse 2: Rapping With Pop Rocks In My Mouth]
Rappin' with a pop rock candy in my mouth
Give it hater [???], damnit I'm about
This style, lyricism making you smile
You give a single inch to me, im'ma make it a mile
Oh my God, this is so, goddamn sour
It's making me sweat, I need to take a shower
Damn, baby I'm the man
Even with pop rocks in my mouth I sound better than Little Xan

[Verse 3: Rapping Like Takashi 6ix 9ine as a Waiter at Olive Garden]
Welcome to Olive Garden, I'm your waiter
Tekashi 6ix 9ine, you're a hater
Pop pop, mothafucka, it's your death wish
Do you want some salad and some bread sticks?

[Verse 4: Rapping Like J.R. Smith]
Steph Curry, people say ya'll swiffy
You ain't got shit on me, I'm J.R. Smith
Oh shit, I got the rebound, the Warriors are dead!
We won day one, motherfucker! We were ahead!
...WE WERE TIED?!

[Verse 5: Rapping in Russian]
(Unable to translate)

[Verse 6: Rapping like Alex Jones]
Hey folks, it's me Alex Jones, and we got a Jam
Barack Obama, Donald Trump are both holograms
And there's that Globalist, his name is Tom Cruise
Well he's got an alien cock that's bright blue

[Verse 7: Rapping like a Drunk Pilot]
I'm a drunk pilot, rapping to the beat
Attention, uh, we hit 30,000 feet
I took my hand off the wheel and got real
I guess I'm gonna make me a cocktail---
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIT! WE'RE DYING!

[Verse 8: Rapping About Dollar Shave Club]
I wanna tell you about a product I'm trying
They make me so confident, handsome and pretty bro
Dollar Shave Club brought you this video
I look good when I crush this beat
Because I shave, shower, groom, and brush my teeth
With the products, from the DSC
Dollar Shave Club baby, you can refresh me
I mean they got these new products, full of great wonder
They got the body cleanser, and the shave butter
But the One Wipe Charlies are my favorite
The quality is amazing, just like their razors
They're giving away their Daily Essential Starter Set
To new members for five bucks, have you got it yet?
The Starter Set, features free trial size, versions of the products
So you can stylize, yourself with the sexiest flavor
You're even gonna get one Executive Razor
With the cassette cartridges, just what you want
And replacement cartridges are just a few bucks a month
So listen to me people, go to dollarshaveclub.com/maclethal
And you can get the 5 dollar offer
And you can make your skin, style, skin and grooming softer

[Verse 9: Rapping with No Vowels]
My wry lynx, flyby, sly gypsy
Fry dry cysts, lynch my pygmy
Spy? Myth. Shy glyphs
Sky hymns, pry my crypt

[Verse 10: Rapping a Verse with the 3 Longest Words]
Electroencephalographically I flow bitch
With that pseudo-pseudohypoparathyroidism
And you know this
I'm on that Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-coniosis
GUCCI!

[Verse 11: Rapping Through a Speech Jammer]
Okay, I'm about to rap through a speech jammer-
Oh shit, that sounds fucking weir-
Hello? Hello, I uh-
Here we go, I'm gonna try to rap
I can hear the beat
Man I swear to God I'm on acid or something
I took a whole sheet
This sounds so weird, uuuuhhhh-
Am I hearing voices?
Hello? Woah
I'm on a speech jammer when I, uh, flow
I don't even know, if I'm on the beat or if I'm not
I felt like I ate pot
And I mean ALL the pot
I mean a pot of every single crumb of pot, and I ATE it
And now I'm entering the Matrix

[Verse 12: Freestyle Rapping From a Random Word Generator]
Like this, uh, Mac is so responsible
You are my kids, and I will chop your skull
A lot of rappers are my property
It's a bureaucracy, you are not emcees
Um, what you wanna do here?
Pay the admission, get a few beers
Okay, Mac Lethal gonna paint the graph
You're not in my league bitch, I gotta laugh
A lot of rappers are bugs
Heterosexual, acting like thugs
I dunno, I think they all act darling
I'm like a motherfucking tiger, I am snarling
Uh, I put a rapper in the water
I am helping him, I'm a dad he's my daughter
Uh, I'm gonna save this file
I'm demolishing this motherfucking style
I'm locating, on the map
You're a basket case, I will clap
Mac Lethal got imagination
Total, motherfucking devastation
Listen. That says feat!
What I accomplish, you know I bring the heat
You know I