A 26 Year Old Mom Wrote This About Her Boyfriend

[Intro]
This song here was written by Calista
For Danny
Here we go, ey, yo, uh

[Verse]
Dear Danny, I'm so upset
Will you ever change for me? I won't hold my breath
If I need a hand, you won't even stretch
All you do is say I nag and I bitch and I stress
I guess I'm just a crazy-ass bitch in a dress
If you're nice to me, it's just so you can get you some sex
All you wanna do is get laid
You wouldn't tell me to stop if you saw me holding a blade to my wrist
I swear to God I don't exist
Of the people that you love, I'm at the bottom of the list
I'm 'bout to shut my mouth, you can talk to my fist
Fallin' in love with you, it was such a risk to my health
And to my kids and my family
To my happiness and to my sanity
To every single friend, every man I see
You ain't never been a husband or a man to me
I ask you to take me for some fries
You tell me I got some chubby-ass thighs
I ask you to take me out for some ice cream
You say a skinny girl would be such a nice dream
I ask you to take me for a burger
You say I need a salad, inside it feels like murder
You're a big Mac Lethal fan
Hopefully, he raps this and you become a changed man
I don't wanna leave, but I swear that I have to
First, I got some questions that I gotta ask you
What the hell did I do to make your heart bust?
Why do you look at me with so much disgust?
Why do you trample my goodwill and trust?
Why did you cheat on me and why do you lust other women?
You're selfish, it's true
I guess you can't spell the word "us" without "U"
I guess you can't spell the word "us" without "U"
I guess you can't spell the word "us" without "U"
Well, you can't spell the word "wedding" without "we"
And you can't spell the word "home" without "me"
And you can't spell the word "love" without "L-O"
And you won't even look me in the eyes and say hello
Can secretly hate me
Well, guess what? Fuck you
'Cause these days I secretly love you
You say I'm fat, you say that I'm chubby
You say if you left me, I'd never find a new man to fuck me
Well, I just wanna tell you with this song
By the time you get home tonight, I'll be gone, mm-hm
I just wanna tell you with this flow
You can't spell the word "goodbye" without "go"
If you want proof that I can resist ya
You can spell the word "Danny" without "Calista"

[Outro]
So peace!
Sorry Danny, I don't know what to tell ya' man!