Insane Rap Challenges Vol. 1

[Verse 1: Rapping as Fast as a Machine Gun]
Rappin' at the sound of a machine gun
I be being hella fast, I'm always kickin'
All the [????]
Anybody wanna try to be a gladiator up against me
I'mma chop 'em up in little pieces, i get smoke-

[Verse 2: Rapping While Chewing Two Packs of Gum]
I'm bout to spit a rap chewing two packs of gum
Lil Xan wanna diss 2Pac? He's dumb
You'll never be a legend. Your lyrics are doodoo
Even chewing gum I rap cleaner than you do
Oh shit, time to rap a bit
My name is Mac Lethal, got a mouth full of spit
It doesn't really matter motherfucker, you are dumb
Rapping chewing two packs of gum

[Verse 3: Rapping Like Being Attacked By a Lion]
AAAH! I gotta rap like I'm being attacked by a lion!
AAAAAH! Why am I standing here rhyming?!
NOOOO! He's eating my shoulder-
Ohhh! He just killed me! I'm dead, challenge over

[Verse 4: (To be done later)]

[Verse 5: Rapping Like an Angry White Lady at Starbucks]
Hi, can I talk to a manager?
I'm Julie, and that little barista bitch over there was treating me rudely
I ordered a low-fat, caramel macchiato with NO whip
And instead, she gave me a cup of piss!

[Verse 6: Rapping Like a Used Car Salesman]
Hey, what's going on, howdy doo, buckaroo
My name is Rex Watson, I'm here to save you a buck or two
If you buy two-thousand tins