I’ve Got My Tie On

I'm a cog in a wheel in a lubricated world
And I wanna marry an office girl
I've got my tie on
I've set my watch, I've set my goals
When I get old, I wanna be fat
I've got my tie on

It's a string around my finger
It's a noose around my neck
I'll go to drastic lengths
To prove I'm not a derelict
I've got my tie, so I'll be sure
To hold myself up high

I can't forget why I got out of bed
When the morning paper's read
I've got my tie on
I'll glide across the tiled floor
I've got my name on the office door
I've got my tie on

It's a string around my finger
It's a noose around my neck
I'll go to drastic lengths
To prove I'm not an idiot
I've got my tie, so I'll be sure
To hold myself up high

I've got my tie on

[Guitar solo]

I've got a penthouse with a view
I know I've got a job to do
I've got my tie on
I've picked my side, I've made my choice
I gotta have a damn Rolls Royce
I've got my tie on

It's a string around my finger
It's a noose around my neck
I'll go to drastic lengths
To prove I'm not a derelict
I've got my tie, so I'll be sure
To string myself up high