I’m So Polite

I let old ladies get in my way
When stray dogs come, I let 'em stay
I'm always told to stand in line
And then smile when I work overtime

I'm so polite
It's too obvious that I'm white

When you say "nice," you're talking about me
I'm so polite that I do it for free
I'm not a burden on society
I'm just a victim of conformity

I'm so polite
It's too obvious that I'm white
And I always do what's right

I'm a good sport even when I lose
I know all about p's and q's
'Cause if you're crude, you show your blindness
I just love to kill with kindness

I'm so polite
It's too obvious that I'm white
And I always do what's right

I'm well-liked in my neighborhood
Always do the things that I should for my mom
It's a bitch being good
And I wish that they would drop the bomb

[Guitar solo]

I'm so polite
It's too obvious that I'm white
And I always do what's right
You won't ever see me fight
'Cause I've grown up on black and white

Excuse me!