Bad T.V.

You just bought a new TV
Instead of making love to me
Now you'll sit there 'til you go blind
What happened to your little mind?

Oh God, bad TV
Oh God, bad TV

Yeah

Your Bible is the TV Guide
Because it helps you to decide
What shows to watch to improve your life
Goddamn, are you a Stepford wife

Oh no, bad TV
Oh no, bad TV

Yeah

You feel so safe sitting in your easy chair
Basking in the glow of your radiation glare
You just sit and stare with your eyes glued to the set
Think that it'll make you smart, it hasn't happened yet

No, it hasn't happened yet

Sometimes I can't help but squeal with glee
As I watch you watching your TV

Now you've got a VCR
Reality seems quite bizarre
There's so much on your TV screen
You got Kojak, news, you got Afro Sheen

Oh no, bad TV [x4]

And it's real bad