I Love My Wife

[MICHAEL]
I love my wife
What should I do?
I've been to see a specialist, but
When he was through
He told me it's hopeless;
I'm stricken for life
"My son," he said
"Get back to bed!
You happen to love your wife!"

Other men love famous stars
But not I
The sort you worship from afar
And I try
Other men love femme fatales
Sveltely dressed
But when I'm with those femme fatales
I get depressed, 'cause

I love my wife
How will it end?
I love her as a lover, and not just as a friend
I may be abnormal, with drama it's rife
But nevertheless, I confess, I love my wife!

It may be abnormal, with drama it's rife
But nevertheless
I confess
Nevertheless, I confess, I love my wife!
I love my wife
I love my wife
Doodle doodle oodle oodle doo doo doo
I adore my wife!