William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey & Catherine Cox
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey & Catherine Cox
William Finn & Sherry Hursey & Kathy Garrick & Stephen Bogardus & Catherine Cox
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey & Catherine Cox
William Finn & Kathy Garrick & Stephen Bogardus & Catherine Cox & Sherry Hursey
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Catherine Cox & Sherry Hursey
William Finn & Sherry Hursey & Catherine Cox & Kathy Garrick
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey & Catherine Cox
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Catherine Cox & Sherry Hursey
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Kathy Garrick & Stephen Bogardus & Sherry Hursey
William Finn & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey & Catherine Cox & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Sherry Hursey & Kathy Garrick & Catherine Cox & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Catherine Cox & Sherry Hursey & Kathy Garrick
William Finn & Catherine Cox & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey
William Finn & Catherine Cox & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Sherry Hursey & Catherine Cox & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick
William Finn & Sherry Hursey & Kathy Garrick & Catherine Cox
William Finn & Catherine Cox & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Catherine Cox & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey
William Finn & Catherine Cox
William Finn & William Finn
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Catherine Cox
William Finn & Kathy Garrick
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey
William Finn & Catherine Cox
William Finn & Catherine Cox & Stephen Bogardus & Kathy Garrick & Sherry Hursey
William Finn & Catherine Cox & Sherry Hursey & Kathy Garrick & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Catherine Cox & Sherry Hursey & Kathy Garrick & Stephen Bogardus
Marvin has a flashback to the morning of his 14th birthday where he yells at and threaten the maids in his household
[LADIES, spoken]
How Marvin eats his breakfast
How Marvin eats his breakfast
How Marvin eats his breakfast
[MARVIN]
I love being Marvin!
I love being Marvin!
Marvin turned fourteen today
And eats the very best breakfast in town
[LADIES, spoken]
How Marvin eats his breakfast
[MARVIN]
Everybody into the kitchen
Here comes
Marvin
Banging his groin with his fist
[LADIES]
He mumbles in
To insist:
[MARVIN]
No one looks busy in this kitchen
And my breakfast isn't ready
And my stomach aches
I mean specifically the maid
Who is reclining like she laid the golden egg
I want some chatter and some gruel
Make me want to drool
Try to make me hungry
[LADIES]
Ohhh...
[MARVIN]
Cat got your tongue?
[LADIES]
Marvin always knows the sort of answers he'll allow
[MARVIN]
I may be sly dear, but not young
[LADIES]
"Wait until I'm older then I'll kill you"
Is his one unspoken vow
[MARVIN]
I need my breakfast now!
[drum break]
[ALL]
Everybody into the kitchen
Here comes
Marvin
[LADIES]
Aiming a gun at the maid:
He shoots her head, she falls dead
[MARVIN]
Oh Jesus Christ it wasn't loaded
She's an actress from the old school
And a lousy chef
I don't want miracles from heaven
Just some eggies over spinach over toast
No, I will not apologize!
She should win a prize:
"Very best
Emoting"
[LADIES]
Ohhhh...
[MARVIN]
That girl can't cook
[LADIES]
Maybe she can't cook
But have you seen her milk a cow?
[MARVIN]
And I can read her like a book
[LADIES]
Marvin wouldn't read that kind of novel anyhow
[MARVIN]
I need my breakfast
Now!
[drum break]
[MARVIN]
People, people
[LADIES]
People, people
[MARVIN]
Stop your staring
[LADIES]
Stop your staring
[MARVIN]
People, people
Stop your staring
Get to work
My breakfast isn't made yet
[LADIES]
People, people
Stop your staring
Get to work
His breakfast isn't...
[ALL]
Life is lonely
Life is rotten
[MARVIN]
And thankfully short
Thankfully short
Thankfully short
[LADIES, spoken]
Like Marvin
[MARVIN]
Everybody into the kitchen
Here comes
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-...
[LADIES]
Marvin!
[MARVIN]
Marvin!
[LADIES]
Waving his hands like a twit
He throws a fit
Then a knife
[MARVIN]
You call this breakfast on my birthday?
This is shit, this isn't breakfast
I could crack your feet
[LADIES]
No, no...
[MARVIN]
I mean for God's sake
Am I talking to the wall?
When I say breakfast
I mean food
I dreamt last night of hips and legs
Now I want some eggs
Things I might
Relate to
[LADIES]
Ohhhh...
[MARVIN]
I'm just a sprite
[LADIES]
Marvin underestimates the fear that he'll endow
[MARVIN]
I'll wait here 'til you get it right!
[LADIES]
Do I?
Do I really?
Do I really have to show you people how?
[MARVIN]
I...
[ALL]
Need my breakfast
Now!
How Marvin Eats His Breakfast (1985) was written by William Finn.
William Finn released How Marvin Eats His Breakfast (1985) on Tue Mar 26 1985.