Team StarKid
Joey Richter & Brian Holden & Meredith Stepien & Lauren Lopez & Jaime Lyn Beatty & Joseph Walker & Dylan Saunders
Joey Richter & Dylan Saunders & Jaime Lyn Beatty
Dylan Saunders & Joseph Walker
Jaime Lyn Beatty & Dylan Saunders & Brian Holden & Meredith Stepien & Lauren Lopez & Joseph Walker & Joey Richter
Meredith Stepien
Joey Richter & Lauren Lopez
Dylan Saunders
Joseph Walker
Lauren Lopez & Joseph Walker
Brian Holden & Joseph Walker
Dylan Saunders & Joey Richter & Jaime Lyn Beatty & Meredith Stepien
Lauren Lopez & Meredith Stepien
Dylan Saunders & Brian Holden & Joseph Walker & Jaime Lyn Beatty
Jaime Lyn Beatty & Meredith Stepien & Lauren Lopez
Joey Richter & Joseph Walker & Brian Holden & Dylan Saunders
Jaime Lyn Beatty & Brian Holden & Joey Richter & Dylan Saunders & Lauren Lopez & Joseph Walker & Meredith Stepien
Joey Richter & Jaime Lyn Beatty
Brian Holden
Joey Richter & Joseph Walker & Jaime Lyn Beatty & Meredith Stepien & Brian Holden & Lauren Lopez & Dylan Saunders
Joseph Walker & Lauren Lopez & Joey Richter & Meredith Stepien & Jaime Lyn Beatty & Dylan Saunders & Brian Holden
[JOEY, spoken]
Hey, Dylan!
[DYLAN, spoken]
Hey, what?
[JOEY]
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man
To us all
Every son and daughter
[STARKIDS]
Safe!
[JOEY]
From You-Know-Who
All because of you
You were small
But I wonder
If you can recall
Long story short
This guy
Voldemort
Was super cruel...
[DYLAN, spoken]
Wait, Voldemort?
[ENSEMBLE gasps]
Shhh!
[JOEY]
He tried to kill you
And your parents
And this is where it
Gets intensely cool
Even though you were
A tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you
Survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's
A story we enjoy to tell
[JOEY & STARKIDS]
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer
Gandalf
Merlin, or Oz
You're a whole lot hotter
With that lighting scar
You're a superstar to us all
If we're in trouble
We know who to call
[JAIME]
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all
You're invincible
From all harm
Like Betty Crocker
[JAIME & STARKIDS]
Oooh!
[JAIME]
I wanna eat you up
No one'll beat you up
With that charm
Remember, Harry, kid
You're the boss
You're the king
You're the bomb!
[DYLAN, spoken]
Alright!
(sung)
Oh, this is all so sad
I mean, my Mom and Dad
Were killed, long ago
[STARKIDS]
Long ago they died!
[DYLAN]
I wanna be psyched
But being unliked
Is all I know
[STARKIDS]
All he knows, that's why...
[DYLAN]
I never thought I'd be
A part of such a fate
An opportunity
Eleven years late
I guess it's time for me
To step up to the plate
And show 'em that
I'm something great!
(spoken)
'Sup, New York City?
(sung)
I'm Harry freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am
Is true
I can't be bothered
By my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew
Just exactly who I am
I'm Harry freakin' Potter!
[STARKIDS]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
[ALL]
I'm/You're Harry freakin' Potter
[DYLAN]
And I'm the man!
[ALL, spoken]
Harry freakin' Potter!
[Segue]
[JOEY, spoken]
Alright!
{DYLAN, spoken]
Thank you!
Harry Freakin’ Potter was written by Darren Criss.
Harry Freakin’ Potter was produced by Team StarKid & StarKid Productions.
Joey Richter released Harry Freakin’ Potter on Tue Mar 13 2012.