Intro

[BRIAN, spoken]
Greetings, cosmonauts! And welcome to The StarKid Precarious Auditory Concert Experience. Before you're teleported aboard our starship, we have a few announcements to make.
Our performers have been frozen in sensory deprivation chambers to avoid the side effects of light-speed travel. Unless you'd like to send them into a fit of "space madness", please refrain from using flash photography. Also, video recording is strictly forbidden. This concert employs many top secret technologies that we don't want to fall into the hands our enemies, the Dikrats.
If your human body has sensitivities to fog, strobe-lights, bubbles or awesome harmonies; please, get away from the stage! Now, take a moment to locate exits around the space-station, strap yourselves in and prepare to blast off with The SPACE Tour!

And I'll just switch this microphone to... off.

Okay guys, what are we going to do for this thing?

[JOEY, spoken]
For what Brian?

[BRIAN, spoken]
Joey, the concert. We didn't rehearse anything!

[LAUREN, spoken]
But we set aside so much rehearsal time!

[BRIAN, spoken]
I know, but we used all that rehearsal time to learn the choreography to Beyoncés new music video, "Love on Top".

[JOEY, spoken]
Which we can't even perform because it's copyrighted material.

[MEREDITH, spoken]
Ah, that's too bad. We'd gotten so good at it. Especially you Joe, your snaps are so snappy.

[JOE, spoken]
Really Meredith? Thanks, I had a lot of trouble at first but...

[MEREDITH, spoken]
No, you're a natural.

[DYLAN, spoken]
Hey, guys. We gotta focus. I think I hear people out there.

[JAIME, spoken]
Wait, you guys! Nick and Matt wrote us a script!

[JOE, spoken]
Oh, great, Jaime! Let's use that.

[JAIME, spoken]
Oh, wait. No, I left it on the bus.

[LAUREN, spoken]
Jaime, I'm gonna pound you to smithereens!

[MARK, spoken]
Woah, Lauren. Is that mic on?

[LAUREN, spoken]
No. Err... I think green means off, Mark.

[MARK, spoken]
Then why are you passing it around for this secret conversation backstage?

[JOEY, spoken]
Get outta here, Mark! What do you know about sound equip-a-ment anyways?

[JOE, spoken]
Yeah! Now get out there and play drums for us.

[MARK, spoken]
Oh, thanks, guys.

[MEREDITH, spoken]
All right, all right. Let's just go back to the bus, grab some snacks, get so snuggly and comfy, and figure out what we're gonna do here tonight.

[DYLAN, spoken]
Meredith, we don't have time for that. The music is starting!

[BRIAN, spoken]
Crap, Dylan's right. Err... the fog machine's on. Let's just leave!

[JOE, spoken]
Woah, check out what I found. Guys, everybody put one of these on.

[JAIME, spoken]
Aww... these shoes don't fit.

[LAUREN, spoken]
Jaime, you wear it on your head.

[MEREDITH, spoken]
Oh, wait. I saw 'N Sync do this once. You guys, we know the dance to "Bye, Bye, Bye". Let's just do that!

[JOEY, spoken]
No, no, no! It's copyrighted material!

[BRIAN, spoken]
Shh! Here we go...