Granger Danger

[JOEY, spoken]
Umm... huh. Thanks for the support. Uh... umm... let's see, uhh... ehh, it's- it's like...

(sung)
Here I am
Face to face
With a situation
I never thought I'd ever see
Strange, how a dress
Can take a mess
And make her nothing less than...
Beautiful to me

It seems like my eyes have been transfigured
Something deep inside has changed

(spoken)
Yaknow?

(sung)
They've been opened wide but hold that trigger...
This could mean
Danger!

I'm
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
I could be
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
With Hermione Granger

[LAUREN, spoken]
Uh oh. Umm... okay. With me, it's more like umm...

(sung)
What?
What the hell is this?
You expect me to
Sing about her?
Don't care about her!
It's just a little makeup
Draco, wake up
I'm mistaken

She is the hottest girl I've ever seen
Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen
Don't know why I'd ever be so mean...
This could mean
Danger!

I'm
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
I could be
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
With Hermione Granger

[JOEY & LAUREN]
I wanna let her know

[LAUREN]
I feel so queasy

[JOEY & LAUREN]
But I can't let it show

[JOEY]
She'd laugh, "Poor Weasley"!

[JOEY & LAUREN]
Come on

[JOEY]
Ron -

[LAUREN]
Draco -

[JOEY & LAUREN]
You gotta let it go
You gotta let it go

[JOEY]
Here I am
Face to face
With a situation
I never thought I'd ever see
Strange! How a dress
Can take a mess
And make her nothing less than
Oh! My! God!
Beautiful to me

It seems like my eyes
Have been transfigured
Something deep inside
Has changed
They've been opened wide
But hold that trigger
This could mean
[LAUREN]
What?
What the hell is this?

I want to sing about her
Sing about her
I want to makeup
Granger, wake up

I've been mistaken

She is the hottest girl I've ever seen
Now, because she's like
A girl I've never seen
Don't know why I've
Ever been so mean
This could mean
[JOEY & LAUREN]
Danger!

I'm
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
I think I'm
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love

With Hermione Granger
With Hermione Granger
With Hermione Granger

Danger!

[Segue]

[JOEY, spoken}
Oh... wanna go find like... a choir room or something to cry in?

[DYLAN, spoken]
You guys still doin' alright in the back?

Yeah, alright... I have to say, I've said it before but I really do mean it, you guys. Starkid fans are... are the greatest fans in the world. You guys are really incredible