Guys Like Potter (Live)

[BRIAN H]
So many douchebags in the world
Yeah
So many douchebags get the girls
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
That any charm or potion could ever bring
But men like that, they have her on a string
And they don't care

(spoken)
Let's pick it up, fellas.

[BRIAN H]
So many assholes in this place

So many assholes in my face!
Why won't they leave us alone?
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between

We'd treat them nice
And never be mean
And we would care
Yeah, yeah, yeah

For there will always be guys like Potter
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her

[MALE STARKIDS]
So many assholes, yeah oooh
...face!
...they leave us
alone?
Bop bop bop ba-da
Bop bop bop ba-da
Bop bop bop ba-da
Bop bop bop ba-da

And never be mean
...care

...always be guys

...tears in your eyes

Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
[MALE STARKIDS]
If you'd only done
Something more for the one
Back when you were young

[BRIAN H, spoken]
You're right, fellas. Hey, how 'bout this?

(sung)
Ba-da ba ba ba ba
Ba-da ba ba ba ba bow

[ALL]
Ba-da ba ba ba ba
Ba-da ba ba ba ba bow

[BRIAN H]
So many bastards here

Why won't these bastards disappear?
I'll blast them off to outer space
You'll never see them again

I'll launch them off to Venus and then
We wouldn't have to
Deal with them
Anymore
(spoken)
Oh, hell, no!

But there will always be guys like Potter
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never ever think her perfect as you thought her

[MALE STARKIDS]
So many bastards, yeah oooh

...'appear?
...off to outer
space
Bop bop bop ba-da
Bop bop bop ba-da
Bop bop bop ba-da
Bop bop bop ba-da

Deal with them
...more

...always be guys

...don't quench that flame
Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
[MALE STARKIDS]
But now you're alone
Left to pout and moan
'Cause you were totally pwnd

[BRIAN H]
So many douchebags in the world

[MALE STARKIDS]
Yeah, oooh...