This Really Sucks for Me (Live)

[MARGARET, spoken]
That was... totally awesome.

[Audience cheers.]

[JOE]
Really?

[MARGARET]
Yeah. At first, I didn't really get what you were all about. But now I think it's safe to say, you've got a new Starkid.

[STARKIDS]
Yeah! We did it! We saved the world!

[MARGARET]
Oh, wait. You thought...? Oh, this really sucks for me. It's... I-I still have to destroy the world.

[JOE, BRIAN H]
But why?

[JOEY]
C'mon!

[BRIAN H]
I thought you liked us!

[MARGARET]
It's my job. It's like... I've got... Mayan deity bosses I need to answer to. Ohh... bummer!

Well, if you wouldn't mind stepping close and forming a neat line, I'll... flay you alive as painlessly as I can.

[STARKIDS]
Okay...

[Old school Nokia ringtone goes off.]

[MARGARET]
Hold on, that's me.

(on phone)
This is The Eater of Hearts and Souls. Oh, Olmec! What is up?

(to Starkids)
It's my Mayan deity boss.

[STARKIDS]
Oh, take it! Take it!

[MARGARET, on phone]
Well- well, yeah. I'm destroying the world right on time, just like you told me too.

Leap years? What the hell are leap years?

[Audience cheers.]

[DYLAN]
Of course, leap years! The Mayans wouldn't have accounted for 'em! And according to my calculations... one, two, carry the one... the apocalypse should have been months ago!

[MARGARET, on phone]
Well what do you mean, I'm late? Well how was I supposed to kn- now, now, there's no need to shout.

(to Starkids)
I'm in deep shit.

(on phone)
Well, I can still destroy the world if you want. I mean, I was just about to-

...watching a concert.

I'm... I'm sorry, what was that?

Oh, I thought that's what you said.

[Audience "aww's" quietly.]

Well, I just want to thank you for the opportunity...

[Audience "aww's".]

...and I just hope I can count on you for a good recommendation in the-

[Audience "aww's" louder.]

(to Starkids)
He hung up.

[Audience "aww's".]

I just got fired and stripped of all my powers 'cause I flubbed the apocalypse.

[Audience "aww's".]

[LAUREN]
I'm so sorry.

[MARGARET]
Thanks, it's just... now I'm purposeless for all of eternity.

[Audience "aww's".]

Even worse, I just lost my ride home.

[Audience "aww's".]

[STARKIDS]
awwwwwwwwwWWWWWW!!!

[MEREDITH]
Hey, Margaret, maybe you could come with us! You could go on our expedition or whatever it is... Hey! Maybe you could sleep in Jim's bunk... ahh!

[BRIAN H]
Yeah, we haven't even seen him since the Meet & Greet.

[MARGARET]
Thanks, that's... really very kind. It's just... I don't know how to dig. Or even sing or dance.

[BRIAN H]
Hey... you can't be any worse than Jim.

[STARKIDS]
Yeah!