Andrew Lloyd Webber & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn & Glenn Close & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Glenn Close
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Glenn Close
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn & Alan Campbell & Glenn Close
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Alan Campbell & George Hearn & Glenn Close
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Alan Campbell & Glenn Close
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn & Glenn Close & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Glenn Close & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn & Glenn Close & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Alan Campbell & Glenn Close
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn & Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Glenn Close & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Glenn Close & George Hearn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn & Alan Campbell & Judy Kuhn
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Alan Campbell & Glenn Close
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Alan Campbell & Judy Kuhn
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber & Alan Campbell & Glenn Close
Andrew Lloyd Webber & George Hearn & Glenn Close & Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
[ASTROLOGER]
I don't think you should shoot before July 15th
Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
If you wait 'til Venus is in Capricorn
You'll avoid a catalog of crises
[MASSEUSE 1]
I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty
[MASSEUSE 2]
We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue
You won't look a day over forty
[BEAUTICIAN 1]
We have dry heat, we have steam
[BEAUTICIAN 2]
We have moisturizing cream
[BEAUTICIAN 3]
We had mud-packs
We have blood sacks
[BEAUTICIAN 2]
It's a rigorous regime
[ALL]
Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
Or a wobble when you walk
Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
[ANALYST]
Listen to your super ego not your id
Age is just another damn neurosis
I'll have you regressing back to infancy
And back into the womb under hypnosis
[DOCTOR]
I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb
The formula's the one Somerset Maugham owns
Just modest course of thirty-seven shots
And you will be a heaving mass of hormones
[ALL]
No more crow's feet, no more flab
No more love handles to grab
You'll be so thin they'll all think you're
Walking sideways like a crab
Nothing sagging, nothing bagging
Nothing dragging on the floor
Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
Eternal Youth is Worth a Little Suffering was written by Christopher Hampton & Don Black & Andrew Lloyd Webber.