Duet With Myself

[Normal Charlie]
I am you, you are me
Together

[Both]
We make a perfect Charlie

[Evil Charlie]
And when I’m feeling down

[Normal Charlie]
We know that we

[Both]
Will always be around

[Evil Charlie]
Our relationship is complicated

[Normal Charlie]
Sometimes it’s hard to remember

[Both]
That you’re even there

[Evil Charlie]
But when I feel I’m being hated

[Normal Charlie]
Feeling lonely in December

[Both]
Facing hardships that we can’t bear

[Normal Charlie]
You’ll help me come through the other side
You build up my confidence and raise my pride

[Evil Charlie]
Together there’s nothing that I can’t face
Just as long as we embrace ourself

[Normal Charlie]
It’s just a shame that I hate you
Oh
I hate you

You’re insufferable, your acne’s terrible
Your sunny dispossession is completely unbearable
And worst of all, you’ve got no friends
They’re just on the internet
You’re a waste of space, you’ve got no life
Got a mole on your face, you should take a knife
To your head, and do it before I do it instead

[Evil Charlie]
You’re not that perfect either, mate
In fact, you’re way too easy to hate
What 19-year-old can’t get a date
I guess it’s fate that you’ll never find a soul mate
You’re going to die alone, on your own
Making crappy YouTube videos

[Normal Charlie]
I am you

[Evil Charlie]
You are me

[Normal Charlie]
Together we make an

[Evil Charlie]
Spotty

[Normal Charlie]
Unfit

[Evil Charlie]
Neurotic

[Normal Charlie]
Unfunny

[Evil Charlie]
Forgetful

[Normal Charlie]
Weedy

[Both]
Charlie

[Evil Charlie]
And when I’m feeling down

[Both]
We know that we

[Normal Charlie]
Will only ever have each other around

[Evil Charlie]
Our relationship is complicated

[Normal Charlie]
Sometimes it’s hard to remember

[Both]
That you’re even there

[Evil Charlie]
But when I feel I’m being hated

[Normal Charlie]
Feeling lonely in December

[Both]
Facing hardships that we can’t bear

[Normal Charlie]
You’ll help me come through the other side
You build up my confidence and raise my pride

[Evil Charlie]
Together there’s nothing that we can’t face
Just as long as we embrace ourselves

[Normal Charlie]
You know that I really, really, love you
Oh

[Evil Charlie]
I really love you too

[Normal Charlie]
Yeah, even though it’s vain, I think we feel the same

[Both]
You need to be able to love yourself

[Evil Charlie]
But not in that way

[Normal Charlie]
What way?