Rhymezone.com

Beginning of the album!

A lot of people on the internet like writing songs about weird things
And one thing that can cause upset is the hardship that rhyming brings
Rhyming words like things and brings is pretty freaking easy
But finding a rhyme for internet can make a man feel queasy
But there’s one website that we all use, but never talk about
Tie the laces on your shoes and run toward the URL that we can’t live without

Rhymezone.com
Thank you for staying so aplomb
Rhymezone.com
For the rhymes you've given me
Like agree and banshee and degree and Marie and marquee
Can’t you see?

This is an ode to the best website in the history of songwriting
Speedy to load, it's a delight, and the stars in the banner are so inviting
What's the point in going over rhymes in your brain
When you can type in whatever you want and save yourself the pain
Everybody finds it by typing rhymes into Google
Google isn’t in its dictionary, but you can still find rhymes
Because it will suggest that you meant "noodle"

Rhymezone.com
Your list of rhyming words is da bomb
Rhymezone.com
For the rhymes you've given me
Like disagree, guarantee, jubilee, potpourri, Tennessee
Can’t you see?

And now you know our secret
That not all of us are lyrical gods
Oh my god, no results were found for secret
And the only perfect rhyme for "gods" is "odds"
I guess sometimes you can’t rely completely on the website
But you’d be foolish to deny
That it’s much more than alright
It’s a delight
Now let's recite

Rhymezone.com
You've helped me through my life more than my mom
Rhymezone.com
For the rhymes you've given me
Like bee, tree, tea, flea, free, glee, pea, sea, wee
Can’t you see?

Rhymezone.com
Thank you for staying so aplomb
Rhymezone.com
Your list of rhyming words is da bomb
Rhymezone.com
You've helped me through my life more than my mom
Rhymezone.com
For the rhymes you've given me
All that I can say is thanks