Duel Duet

[FARLEY]
You're a loser
An abomination in the eyes of any sensitive man

[BRAD]
And you're a blind alley cruiser
Always heading down a losing street
Dreaming that you're screaming at fate
You're a dead end, deadbeat, nowhere Mister
With a kisser like a Mississippi alligator's sister

[FARLEY]
I took as much of you as any man can!
You've lost your heart

[BRAD]
You've lost your cause!

[FARLEY]
You lost your baby when you lost your balls!
You lost your mind
You've lost your grip
So say bye-bye!

[BRAD]
We lost our Mom
We lost our Dad
And if I'm losing you
Well, that's too bad!

[FARLEY]
Well, the best thing you could ever do is die!

[BRAD]
You're a failure
A malformation in the guise of many
An also ran

[FARLEY]
And you're a weeper and a wailer!
Always treading on the toes of the great
Damnably spreading your weight
You're a spiteful, hateful, asinine creature
A pupil with no scruples who's no better than the teacher

[BRAD]
I took as much of you as any man can!

[FARLEY]
You've lost your heart

[BRAD]
You've lost your cause

[FARLEY]
You lost your baby when you lost your balls!
You lost your mind
When you lost your grip
So say bye-bye!

[BRAD]
We lost our home
Our family
You've lost compassion
Now you're losing me

[FARLEY]
Well, the best thing you could ever do is die

[BRAD]
Well, the best thing you could ever do is die!

[FARLEY]
Well, the best thing you could ever do is die!