Richard O’Brien
Besty Brantley & Sinitta & & & & Manning Redwood
Cliff De Young & Jessica Harper
Jessica Harper
Manning Redwood
Cliff De Young & Little Nell & Rik Mayall & Patricia Quinn & Richard O’Brien
Richard O’Brien & Little Nell & Rik Mayall & Jessica Harper & Patricia Quinn
Richard O’Brien & Barry Humphries & Patricia Quinn & Jessica Harper
Jessica Harper
Richard O’Brien & Little Nell & Barry Humphries & Jessica Harper & Darlene Johnson & Manning Redwood & Patricia Quinn
Jessica Harper
Jessica Harper & Cliff De Young
Darlene Johnson & Little Nell & Rik Mayall & Richard O’Brien & Patricia Quinn & & & Manning Redwood
Gary Shail & Sinitta & Gary Martin & & David John
Cliff De Young
Cliff De Young & Charles Gray & & Jessica Harper
In this sequence Brad and Janet are taking part in the game show Marriage Maze. The household objects they appear to be pleading to are the prizes for the show.
[BRAD]
Dear blender
Oh, won't you help a first offender?
Oh, toaster
Don't you put the burn on me!
Refrigerator
Why are we always sooner or later:
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?
Dear knife drawer
Now won't you help me to face life more?
Oh, trashcan
Don't you put the dirt on me!
Oh percolator
Why are we always sooner or later:
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?
[JANET]
Everything used to be okay
But I've been had and Brad
I'm glad to say, is on his way
Micro-digital awaker
Why are we always sooner or later:
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?
Shower curtain
Oh won't you help me to be certain?
Oh, toothpaste
Don't you put the squeeze on me!
Depilitator
Why are we always sooner or later:
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night?
Tell me spectator
Why are always sooner or later:
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night!?
Bitchin’ In The Kitchen was written by Richard O’Brien.