Double Decker Bed

[Verse 1]
How could you say the things you said?
How could you do the things you did?
Sweetheart, you said you could not sleep
In a double decker bed

[Verse 2]
I always thought bunk beds were the greatest
Sleep like the sailors in submarines
Or like David and Ricky Nelson
But, my sweetheart, she disagreed

[Verse 3]
How could I say the things I said?
How could I do the things I did?
It's a selfish way to live with
Double decker beds

[Verse 4]
'Cause there's room for two but not two together
It's a lonely way to sleep
Now, I no longer think it's neat
My heart has ruined that fantasy

[Verse 5]
I'm sorry for the things I said
I'm sorry for the things I did
Sweetheart, now I've gottеn rid
Of those double deckеr beds
Now, I got room, but I'm all alone
In the queen-sized bed