Disco Boy [Hammersmith Odeon]

Disco Boy
Run to the toilet, honey
Comb your hair

Disco Boy
Pucker yer lips
'N check yer shoulders
'Cause some dandruff might be
Hidin' there!

Disco Boy
You're the DISCO KING!
Aw, the Disco-Thing
Made you think
Someday
That you
Just might GO SOMEWHERE!

Disco Girl!
You're 'out-a-site'!
You need a Disco Boy
To treat you right
He'll do a little dance;
Take you home tonight
(Leave his hair alone
But you can kiss his comb)
And play doctor!

Disco Boy!
Run to the toilet honey
Comb your hair

Disco Boy!
Shake it more than three times 'n yer playin' with it
(WOW!)
While yer standin' there!
(Well ...)

Disco Boy!
Do the Bump every night, 'til the Disco Girl
Who's REALLY RIGHT
Gonna fall for yer line
'N feed you a box fulla
Chicken Delight!
Eat it up now!

Disco chit-chat; so demure!
Pump that booty all across the floor!
A disco drink
A disco wink
"You never go doody!"
(That's what you think)
"You never go doody!"
(That's what you think)
"You never go doody!"
(That's what you think)

Yeah Doody
You never go doody
Doody
You never go doody
Oh so rock

Disco Boy!
You got one more chance
To comb your hair again

Disco Boy!
They're closin' the bar
And she's leavin' with your friend!

Disco Boy
That's the way it goes
So wipe your nose
'N try it again
To get a little pussy tomorrow!

Disco Boy
No one understands
But thank THE LORD
That you still got hands
To help you do that jerkin' that'll
Blot out yer Disco Sorrow!
Jerk it!

It's Disco Love tonight
Make sure you look all right
It's Disco Love tonight
Make sure you look all right

Looking all right tonight is Patrick O'Hearn on bass, Tommy Mars on keyboards, Adrian Belew on guitar, and little skinny Terry Ted Bozzio on drums, Peter Wolf on keyboards, and Ed Mann on percussion