Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop

[FRANZ, spoken]
You will join me in singing und dancing the Fuhrer's favorite tune 'Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop'. All right? Key of E?

[MAX, spoken]
Is there any other?

[FRANZ, spoken]
Vunderbar! Eins, zwei, drei!

(sung)
Guten Tag hop hop, Guten Tag clop clop
Ach du lieber und oh boy
Guten Tag clap clap, Guten Tag slap slap
Ach du lieber, vat a joy

Oh, ve essen und fressen
Und tanze und trinken
Tanzen und trinken
Until ve get stinkin

(spoken)
Everybody!

[LEO, MAX, FRANZ]
Guten Tag hop hop, Guten Tag clop clop

[FRANZ]
Guten Tag, meine liebe Schatz
So we hop our hops und we clop our clops
Und we drink our Schnapps 'til we plotz

(spoken)
Vunderbar! Gentlemen, I like your dancing

[MAX, spoken]
Thank you!

[FRANZ, spoken]
You may produce my play

[MAX, spoken]
Excellent

[FRANZ, spoken]
But only if you will take the Siegfried Oath: I solemnly swear

[LEO & MAX, spoken]
I solemnly swear

[FRANZ, spoken]
To obey the sacred Siegfried Oath

[LEO & MAX, spoken]
To obey the sacred Siegfried Oath

[FRANZ, spoken]
Und

[MAX, spoken]
Und

[LEO, spoken]
Und!

[FRANZ, spoken]
Never, never, never

[LEO & MAX, spoken]
Never, never, never

[FRANZ, spoken]
Dishonor ze spirit und ze memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler

[LEO & MAX, spoken]
Dishonor the spirit... Elizabeth?

[FRANZ, spoken]
Ja, that vas his middle name. Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was descended from a long line of English queens

[MAX, spoken]
Really? Adolf

[LEO & MAX, spoken]
Elizabeth Hitler

[FRANZ, spoken]
Gut, now I sign your contract!

[MAX, spoken]
Ah, you won't regret this, so, thank you, Herr Liebkind!

[Leo and Max leave.]

[FRANZ, spoken]
Broadvay! Wait til zey hear about this in Argentina! Ach, mein lieblings!

(sung)
Ve're winkin und blinkin
Und clinken und drinken
Our Schnapps 'til we plotz

(spoken)
Heil, you know who!