Crew Slut [YCDTOSA 6]

Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a CREW SLUT
Be a CREW SLUT
Be a CREW SLUT
They ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
Be a CREW SLUT
Be a CREW SLUT
Be a CREW SLUT
How about that Jimmy Swaggart?

You never get to move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On Harry's face
And be a CREW SLUT (Yessir!)
Be a CREW SLUT
Be a CREW SLUT (Watch out, he's Greek!)
His equipment hasn't gotten wet
For a month-and-a-half
CREW SLUT
Really! His name is Harry
Be a CREW SLUT
That's right
How about that West Bank, huh?

Well you been to Alabama, girl
'N Georgia too
'N all the boys in the crew
Is bein' good to you
I know you're sayin' to yourself
"This is the way to go"
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
And be a CREW SLUT
Be a CREW SLUT
Be a CREW SLUT
Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a CREW SLUT
Be a CREW SLUT
The boys in the crew
Have got a present for you!