The first GWAR song with bassist Beefcake The Mighty on lead vocals, “Cool Place To Park” is a stomping thrash track about trying to find a parking spot. Despite being marked as “pulled” on the album’s master tapes, “Cool Place To Park” saw release as a CD exclusive bonus track.
The song’s bass is...
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[Verse 1]
Frozen
In time
We watched
As you grew
Now
The ice is gone
Now
We travel on
[Chorus]
Seems like forever
Y'know we're lookin' cool
We can't find cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool...
Cool
Place to
Park!
[Verse 2]
Old Medusa with her
Gorgon braids
She asked us to her
Promenade
Driving in our death machine
A thousand years or more
Around and around and around and around the block
[Chorus]
Y'know we're looking for a
Cool
Place to
Park!
Cool
Place to
Park!
Cool!
Cool!
Cool! Cool! Can't! Find!
Cool! Cool! Can't! Find!
Cool!
[Verse 3]
Satan's sow is honking
Hera's slowly creeping
Nymphs in my back seat are dripping
On my Naugahyde
Please let me find it
I've got to find it
Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool!
Cool!
[Verse 4]
Your golden arches and-a
Your shopping malls
Remind us
You
Must
Fall down!
Fall down!
Fall right down, fall
Fall down!
Fall down!
Fall down!
Fall yeah!
Cool! Park!
Cool! Park!
Cool! Park!
Cool!
Cool! Park!
Cool! Park!
Cool! Park!
Cool!
Cool Place to Park was written by Michael Bishop (GWAR) & Dewey Rowell & Mike Derks & Dave Brockie.
Cool Place to Park was produced by Ron Goudie.
GWAR released Cool Place to Park on Mon Jan 08 1990.
In an interview with Decibel, GWAR co-founder Hunter Jackson said:
‘Cool Place To Park’ is about Dewey Rowell trying to park a fucking school bus in New York City. It was funny to translate that into GWAR with a video where Beefcake is driving a chariot pulled by human slaves down the highway with...