Coldplay Travel Sermons

TRACK 1: A Head Full of Dreams

Coldplay, headed by lead singer Chris Martin, released the album A Head Full of
Dreams on December 4th, 2015. I, Riley Lazare, was in an undisclosed location in
Oklahoma when it was released. I was born and raised in this undisclosed location.
The album sold 1.9 million copies worldwide to be the 8th best selling album of 2015, it
is therefore the 8th best album of 2015.

The album features Beyonce Knowles who is best known for losing as a contestant on
Star Search and for her feature role on the album A Head Full of
Dreams by Coldplay
headed by lead singer Chris Martin. Beyonce Knowles is one of the best parts of the
8th best album of 2015 and we thank her.

To promote A Head Full of
Dreams , Chris Martin and the rest of the boys climbed into
a big hot air balloon and rode it over the fields of Glastonbury and took pictures for
Facebook so it’s pretty clear that A Head Full of
Dreams is all about being full of life.

I watched Chris Martin and the boys climb into that hot air balloon from my
undisclosed location in Oklahoma. I learned the virtues of being full.

I booked a Greyhound bus ticket up to Canada to begin my world journey. I bought an
Insignia Portable CD Player and only one CD: A Head Full of
Dreams by Coldplay
headed by lead-man Chris Martin published by Atlantic and Parlophone Records.

In him lie hidden all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, oh I think I landed
where there are miracles at work.

TRACK 5: Adventure of a Lifetime

I witness the music video “Adventure of a Lifetime” from Oklahoma.
I let the monkeys howl from an undisclosed location in Africa
from the public computer in John Root Library.
I know the monkeys are monkeys, I watch them hoot
and swing from the branches of Undisclosed Africa.
I know they were listening to Coldplay’s “Adventure of a Lifetime”
on Beats Pill+ Speakers in the music video because the sun hit the silver “B”
in the middle of the speaker perfect every time in that part of Africa.
I sang Coldplay’s “Adventure of a Lifetime”, I hollered with the monkeys
in the only library in town, John Root’s home, where he housed
twenty westerns and three Playboys. John Root hollered with me,
John Root is restless because he only owns three Playboys
he knows he is doing a disservice to the community.

We take my Insignia Portable CD player with the album
A Head Full of
Dreams down to the tavern of Undisclosed
Oklahoma, let the Indians pass it around, they yank the earbuds
from each other. The earbuds will never recover from this.
Chris, I promise I will visit the unheard of places
where the light always shines the right way
on my Insignia Portable CD player,
I will bring back exotic strains of the Playboy
for John Root and the public good,
I will holler with the people of the world,
I will holler where there once was silence,
I will be filled until I can’t help but share.

TRACK 6: Fun featuring Tove Lo

I am walking through Toronto and finally the damage the Indians did to my
headphones has finished the job. They were Skullcandy headphones. I can only hear
Chris out of one ear and only sporadically. They are the third best-selling pair of
headphones on Bestbuy.com. They are the third best pair of headphones in the world.

I’ve heard this song enough to begin singing it aloud: “Fun” track 6 on A Head Full of
Dreams. I croon like you, Chris. Tove Lo is also on this song, it is a duet, so I sing as her
too. Tove Lo is best known for her collaboration with current wonderchild Hilary Duff
and for her collaboration with Coldplay for the song “Fun”, track 6 of A Head Full of
Dreams.

I try to get the people of Toronto to sing Tove Lo’s part in “Fun” (track 6) but they will
not sing for Tove although they are strongly aware of the song. I sing as Tove Lo and
stop to let them sing for Chris but they will not sing for Chris, although they are
strongly aware of the song.

I am downtown in Kensington Market. I am filled with you, Chris, in a way I never was
before. Why have I never crooned like you before? What could stop the people of
Toronto from crooning? I throw the third best pair of headphones in the world in the
trash in Chinatown. I hold onto the Insignia CD Player because it has become your
body, Chris. I take the cable cars to the alleyways of Chinatown, I find the Toronto that
howls.

Track 4: Everglow

This is my copy of A Head Full of
Dreams by Coldplay with lead singer Chris Martin
published by Atlantic and Parlophone Records. I will write my name and the date on
the first page of the CD booklet, my children will write their names and the date on the
first page of the CD booklet, my grandchildren will write their names and the date on
the first page of the CD booklet. My grandchildren will write my name and the date of
my death for the first time in this CD booklet.

When the CD scratches past repair we will sing the lyrics from the CD booklet. I will
know the age of my children by which song from A Head Full of
Dreams they relate to
the most.