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“Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have Bob, armed YouTube comment copypasta and hater of Google+, versus B.O.B., armless cryptid creepypasta and hater of humans.”
-Official Video Description
[Verse 1 - Bob (Eric the Audible)]
(Yo) This is Bob. And this is just an ugly hurdle
But I'm feeling generous, you'll get one round, I never fucked with circles
Put pants on, this creature can't harm me, but you're sure to cause vomit (*scream*)
If not, here's my comment: bob army vs bob armless
Haha YouTube, buddy, yeah, I know the whole copypasta (shit [?] creep)
But after just hearing him breathe, I wouldn't mind if letting people talk was harder
Got a rocket launcher, and assume that I mean both ways when I'm saying that I brought a chopper
I'll fly and crash into B.o.B's Airplane with a motherfucking ROFLCOPTER
Tryna jump over my tank is insane, I'm rolling with hundreds and blamming your ass
Bringing back comments and making a name, (yo) I fill up windows, keep ramming in glass
AK strapped, I won't let this creep get past me
I've been getting graphic with sticks (brrrap!), peep the ASCII
Dropped down to say this, well shit I guess I'm persuasive?
Because you copy and pasted, except with everything Rake did
[Verse 2 - B.O.B. (Freshy Kanal)]
Hang yourself. I'll knock the tree, make it fall over
If I'm based on the Rake, I'm a lawn mover
Kick them, beat them, then I eat them, while they're bleeding
Bitch I'm fast but I'm not fasting, my type of spamming's seeing endless bodies amassing
I think humans are putrid, your hatred is stupid
Guns won't do shit if you get fumed with a few clicks
(Uh) That's it, dog, you get pissed on if you're pissed off
(Uh) And if you don't get pneumonia, stomp on your lung, make that shit pop
Kick high, not a mistype when you notice your neck is broken
Slashing and shattering your slash limbs, make them look like semicolons
Brutal Obscene Beast, fuck a doodle that repeats
At best, they'll read the eulogy at your funeral in leet speak
Google+ deceased, then no one ever called your name
Unlike your blood when I'm done, your life was all in vein
B.O.B. (Creepypasta) vs Bob (Copypasta) was written by Commander Jacob.
B.O.B. (Creepypasta) vs Bob (Copypasta) was produced by DUMBCHILD.
Commander Jacob released B.O.B. (Creepypasta) vs Bob (Copypasta) on Tue Dec 31 2024.