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“In the first episode of Half-Ass Rap Battles (the bonus spin-off of Lame-Ass Rap Battles) we have a pizza slice against a hamburger because why not, I had fun with it.”
[Verse 1: Pizza (Freshy Kanal)]
(Yo...) Come out the oven deep-dish when I got to rap a line
'Cause you got no flavor like the fries you come with half the time
Reppin’ Italy critically. All your mascots disturbin’ me
I’ll have you drop in the ER, get your ass back to Germany
I have enough cheese. Get a taste, mate. Cream you, but don’t wanna taste mayonnaise
Rhymin’ supreme. Steppin’ to me and I’m havin’ ya bleed. Getting ketchup to spray, k?
Whatchu got, lettuce? Broseph, ya never toppin’ me
Go ahead and slice me up, that just mеans more people chompin’ mе
[Verse 2: Burger (Commander Jacob)]
Hey, I placed an order, but it came with too much cheese, bruh
I’ll need an extra-hot verse, I got a pizza to heat up
No way you can fuck with me. I out-pizza the hut, ya see?
If you wanna rat me out, I’ll send you back to Chuck E. Cheese
Got a red dot on you like a pepperoni, homie
Ordering pineapple’s the only way you be spittin’ grossly
Give ya girl my meat and make some bread. I’m a phenomenon
With you I’m intolerant, but no way more than Papa John
Pizza vs Burger was written by Commander Jacob.
Pizza vs Burger was produced by 2Deep & Freshy Kanal.
Commander Jacob released Pizza vs Burger on Wed Apr 29 2020.