Jim Henson vs Bowser Jr.

[Verse 1: Jim Henson & Kermit (Mr. Tibbs)]
Yo! My army’s more than a frog for this lizard
Origami King? I’m the Fraggle rock to your scissors
You’re like Oscar the Grouch’s house, because you’re trash
Walking ‘round tryna kill a dude with a mustache
I run this Sesame Street, but got those underground bars
With those goofy rhymes, makes sense that you ride a clown car
Spit Dark like a Crystal. I’m second to no other
Mario? You need Maury, bro. Peach is not the mother!

[Verse 2: Bowser Jr. & Shadow Mario (Snakebite126)]
This is Bowser Jr.’s Fury, so don’t bother running up
'Cause I Shine on the mic and I burn like the Sun. You’re done!
Check that ugly mug, my paintbrush couldn’t touch it up
So make like your Muppets and shove it up in your fucking butt
Those rhymes were cancer, did they come out your damn throat?
I make shadows puppets, you just live your puppet’s shadow
After always snatching F.L.U.D.D., I’m used to taking flows away
I’ll drop the brush, I just painted you more red than Elmo’s face