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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another Half-Ass Rap Battle! Today we have a battle of minimal, pixelated games typically played out of boredom: Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex. Enjoy!
[Verse 1: Flappy Bird (Commander Jacob)]
(Yo...) I’m coming back, the flyest bird. It’s undebated
To face an old fart that Atari would call outdated
Pterodactyl when I battle. So buddy, you oughta let go
People play you when they say “dammit, I guess so”
Takes a tap to flap over the crap that you spat out
You're 'bouta fade to black quicker than your background (Uh)
Mainstream? No way. Gameplay? so lame
So you should look up better rhymes… oh wait
[Verse 2: Chrome T-Rex (Deegle)]
An amputee duck with plastic surgery
Seems to struggle connecting to a beat to try to murder me
Grab your over-priced iPads and take a walk, dude
You’re smokin’ stolen pipes thinking Nintendo won’t stomp you
I’m Chrome polished. My desert’s less dry than what you’ve written, kid
I'm jumping over cacti, bitch, I can handle one little prick
What got removed faster, you from all the phones I can see
Or was it your creator, exiled from society?
Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex was written by Commander Jacob.
Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex was produced by 2Deep & SuperDuper24.
Commander Jacob released Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex on Wed Jun 03 2020.