One of Them

Tell me if you've heard the one
The one about the Jew boy
This one is a gasser
It's just a bit of fun and they don't really mind
And if you are a Jew boy
This will really slay you
This will make you curl up
If you are one of them you're really not my kind

One of them, who do not do as we do
Who do not think as we think
Who do not say the things that we say
One of them, who do not love what we love
Who do not look as we look
Who do not pray the way that we pray
But they can wince and weep in a way you can recognise
They are surprisingly similar when they agonise

And tell me if you've heard the one
The one about the nigger
You will die of laughing
It's just a bit of fun and they don't really mind
The cripple and the gyppo
The loony and the queer
This'll crucify you
If you are one of them you're really not my kind

One of them, who does not do as we do
Who do not think as we think
Who do not say the things that we say
One of them, who do not love what we love
Who do not look as we look
Who do not pray the way that we pray
But they can wince and weep in a way you can recognise
They are surprisingly similar when they agonise