戦場ヶ原 ひたぎ[Interlude] [vol. II]

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It's all so weird, it's all so weird
Even in relationships, y'know it's like
This is why a crime of passion is a legitimate defense strategy for love
A crime of passion is you did some shit you never otherwise would have done
And you've not been in a relationship while you did it
And the court recognizes that, it means the prosecutor said to the defendant, "Did you or did you not kill your spouse"
And somebody was like... "They wouldn't shut the fuck up"
And the judge is like "We understand... We understand..."
It's like you hear Van Gogh cut his ear off and sent it to his girlfriend
You think that's crazy until you've been in one of those relationships
And you think, I can't believe this happens every fucking day
It's just... Ahhh
You know what I mean? You know those fucking...
You know those... Arguments you get in with the person? Ahhh
The arguments you get in with the person you're in a relationship with...
Because you can't fucking understand why you're feeling what you're feeling, so you make it about something else?
I was in a car with my girl and out of nowhere, she goes "To each his own"
And I was like "What do you mean?"
And then she goes "I mean, to each his own"
And I was like "I heard what you said, I don't know what you mean"
And then she goes, she goes "You don't know what to each his own means"
I know what it means, I don't know what you mean by it
And then she goes "Why are you yelling?"
And I'm like "What the fuck is going on?"
And then I just broke the turn signal off and stuck it in my leg to focus the pain, man
Just to create order in the universe, because we have none