Zero Wheels

[Verse 1]
I've never done my taxes, I can't even cook an egg
And I never broke the ceilin', but I broke my stupid leg
Back when I was just a kiddie, I was climbing up the slide
'Cause the simplest equations leave me deeply mystified

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse

[Verse 2]
Hop on my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
And it's there, she fuckin' blowin', blazin' insular trails
With a capacity for knowledge only geared toward petty crime
If you never get started, you can stop on a dime, I got

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse, baby
Just tire irons and cinder blocks

[Verse 3]
For terms of my improvement, open up to section eight
'Cause I require more assistance than you might anticipate
I learned early to accept the things I can't control
And now I never lift a finger but to dig myself a hole, and count

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse, baby
Just tire irons and cinder blocks
I'm doing donuts in a driveway, dreamscape
One square foot landlocked

[Outro]
Making noise
And breakin' all my toys
And throwin' a goddamn fit
Is all I've ever known
The pencil marks
The none I've grown
A La-Z-Boy, my throne
I am complete
Disappointing whole
Zero wheels