Pepaw

[Verse 1]
Time to bestow an honest eulogy
Unto the demon who preceded me
He put his hot dogs in the microwave
And drank a case of Natty Light a day
The man, the myth, the god of insolence
Drunken proverbial ambivalence
He took the garbage out at 4 a.m.​​​
When I grow up, I'ma be just like him

[Chorus]
Yeah!
When ya ass starts shakin', means Pepaw's comin' to town
And he could boogie down
When ya ass starts shakin', means Pepaw's comin' to town

[Verse 2]
Playin' the trumpet or just stompin' 'round
Like each foot weighed about a billion pounds
He smoked a stogie while he drove his truck
He really didn't give a fuck

[Chorus]
A cold day in hell!
Someone ship him down a sweater, golly, hope he's doin' well
I hope the fire swells
And I hope he knows I love him and he raised a pretty infidel

[Interlude]

[Outro]
Go downstairs sober, come back on the moon
Every Superman needs his own phone booth
He was mad, then one day he died
Hole in our hearts and a whole bunch of shit in the back
Industrial quantities, double D batteries, why?
I'll always remember, I'll carry forever
We all cried when we said, "Goodbye, Pepaw"