YouTube Cypher Vol. 2 Audition

[Intro:]
Hey shoutout to Crypt for putting this together, man
But no, this don't go out to you though
This goes out to all the YouTubers who get excited over, like, a hundred views like I do
Let's give the real unknowns a shot for once

[Verse:]
Scheming in the night, got this banger on repeat
They flying high as kites but I'm thinking on my feet
Call me Dwight Schrute the way I home-grow "beats"
But I'm making an exception so my name can hit the streets
Got my corny punchlines like "oh so horny" junk rhymes
But just look at today's crimes and maybe this will pass fine
Yeah this jam is for a cypher, I'm just begging for attention
Using pocket knives to sniper waiting for my intervention
Call me whack, call me a hack, they don't call me anything
So in act and fact, I rap like no one's listening
YouTube would react to the venom in my rythym
But my bars are getting censored by a fucking algorithm
Time to give some love to the bros who always grinding
Who spit the sickest flow while nobody's even minding
No ears on us, Van Gogh while we mastering the art
Call it divine providence if this is where it starts
And Crypt, in case you're listenin and made it to this part
I just straight called you a God and that's a bribe right from my heart
But actually in honesty I don't need your approval
I am spitting facts and won't hold back until my soul's removal
Trickery and bickering is everything I click and see
And if we slightly disagree then that cuts off the listening
We must improve and start to talk about the good in other's walks
But kids can choke on building blocks so they just rap about their- nope
Watching cyphers, I've deciphered that so many sloths have turned to vipers
If that's the fee to run the game then call me cheap cause I won't pay
We Skeem cause it's not just about me
I'm a faceless voice for you to be
Every journey starts with a single step
So mic me up and let me rep