I Hate Rap

[Chorus]
Every time I try to rap, sounds like crap, it's a trap
But you wonder why I suck, well it's 'cause I hate rap
Every time I try to rap, sounds like crap, it's a trap
But I still don't give a fuck because, well, I hate rap

[Verse 1]
So come on down, let me tell you a story
The unrated cut, keep it raw and gory
I hear these clowns lately, they all bore me
It's like counting sheep, so watch me snoring
I'm still ignoring while imploring for new flooring
That means what you stand on is weak, that's called allegory
But you wouldn't know a nuance if it wasn't subtle at all
Put black next to white and you'd see a gray wall
I don't care enough, why am I writing at all?
Every single rap song goes too big or too small
All beef, no bread, everybody on keto
And the ones who got dough got no one to bake for
Die young enough to be alone
Or grow old in the game, create a broken home
YouTube rappers either petty or self-righteous
Nobody gives a shit, just churning out for clicks

[Chorus]
Every time I try to rap, sounds like crap, it's a trap
But you wonder why I suck, well it's 'cause I hate rap
Every time I try to rap, sounds like crap, it's a trap
But I still don't give a fuck because, well, I hate rap

[Verse 2]
Entered into the game as a musician
Thinking I'd be with friends but they've gone missing
One out of a thousand maybe plays guitar
But they think they're legit 'cause they can write a bar
Oh by the way, in case you're new to the scene
These days, a bar can mean about anything
But I think what has made me hate this thing the most
Aren't the guys who flex or brag or boast
No, the stuff out here that burns my toast
Are the people faking clarity and playing woke
You can see the phonies when you're as ill as me
I mean 'ill' as in sick, quite literally
Mentally suffering, disability
So when you're crying over sadness, it's not real to me
But it's a thrill to see you be a shill, and gee
I just love watching you sellout and still get no money

[Chorus]
Every time I try to rap, sounds like crap, it's a trap
But you wonder why I suck, well it's 'cause I hate rap
Every time I try to rap, sounds like crap, it's a trap
But I still don't give a fuck because, well, I hate rap