Rappity Rap

[Verse 1]
I sit in my room and I tappity tap
On my keyboard to write my next rappity rap
And all the people who listen call it travesty crap
But my flow is mockery so that's deliberate fact
There's no tact when you act like the rhythm is wack
When the pact of my pack is to make our own tracks
So the tacks that you tactfully tacked on your racks
Throw out the backs of the wacks who won't speak all you lack
I ruined plan A so switch to cause B
I put them to sleep so call me Cosby
They'd rather eat the pudding pie than take a look into the lies
So no more joker, Puddin dies, these harlequins should suicide
But you're yapping like the harley kind instead of staying pantomime
Poison bread is killing rhymes, not on my dime
This time I demand something sublime, never nicked my cannon- get slimed
Take your childish schemes to the back of my punchline

[Chorus]
Take off your face, and come along
Nod once and then clap
Groove in your place, and sing along
Rappity rap
Put on your mask, we don't have long
Join in the theme song
Everyone bask, keep going strong
Rappity rap song

[Verse 2]
Everybody lining up to be the very best
So while I'm joking and provoking, maybe my poking's the test
If this guy pokes at my chest then he's a poking man at best
Well like a boomer saying Pokémon, this pokey man's a mess
Gaining the approval but not from you
I'm on the cusp of the nuts of the highest view
I'm a rodent climbing up trees ready for the winter
When you hit the first branch, you were crying about splinter
So wise up, little turtle, you're too slow for me
You got a couple of tricks but you aren't better, you see
When your rhymes are in the shredder of your destiny
Then crawl back to the sewers 'til I set you free
There's no escape from me so cut the fantasy
Can't put your finer on my oddness? It's called artistry
I smell your jealousy veiled under critic's glee
Because you know I could be you but I'd rather be me

[Chorus]
Take off your face, and come along
Nod once and then clap
Groove in your place, and sing along
Rappity rap
Put on your mask, we don't have long
Join in the theme song
Everyone bask, keep going strong
Rappity rap song