You’re Gonna Die Soon

[Verse 1]
Can you blow your own nose?
Can you tie your own shoes?
If you had velcro ones, would you even know what to do?
When you make a doodie, is it in your pants?
(Or trousers as they sat in the day)
(Are you mad because your grandson is gay?)
(Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray?)
When you clear your throat, is it really disgusting?
Does it go on for hours and miles?

[Chorus]
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
It's not cold in here, you're just dying
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
You in the back, you are dying soon
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
We're all gonna die, but not as soon as you guys
You're gonna die
You're gonna die
You're dying

[Verse 2]
You think I'm lazy?!
That's hilarious!
You sit around, dye your hair, and take drugs!
The more you shrink, the bigger your mouth gets!
You drive me crazy how you chew your walnuts!
You told me you hated my perm?!
I visited you!
Pick up your own prescription
I'm not your candy man, bag of bones!

[Outro]
You're gonna die soon!
You're gonna die!
You're dying!