Give the Jew Girl Toys

[Verse 1]
I hate to say it, Santa, but you're acting like a dick
You should give presents to everyone that's good, and not just to your personal clique
If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
I'll let you be my boyfriend, all bearded fat and horny
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

[Verse 2]
What does Jesus have to do with you?
You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Doo
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis
Oh yeah

[Verse 3]
Though I don't think he's the son of God
I think he was still a nice boy

[Chorus]
If you ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"
He'd say, "Give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys"
Give the Jew girl toys
Don't be a douche, what would Jesus do?
He'd say give the Jew girl toys

[Bridge]
"Claus"? ("Claus"?)
Is that German?
Santa Klaus...
Santa Klaus!"

[Verse 4]
You made a list and I checked it twice
And there is nobody named Silverman, or Mouskawitz or Weis
You have a list, well, Schindler did to
Liam Neison played him, Tim Allen played you

[Chorus]
Give the Jew girl toys
Don't be a douche, what would Jesus do?
He'd say give the Jew girl toys
Give the Jew girl toys